Thursday's pre-market is proof that retail traders don't read. Wing Yip Food Holdings ($WYHG) is up 124% after shareholders voted to let the board dilute them into oblivion with a private placement. Yes, they celebrated a literal permission slip to print shares.
Across the ticker, actual math is crashing the party. Alpha Teknova ($TKNO) is down 50% after reporting actual Q2 earnings. Real numbers, real gravity.
Our backtester says setups like $WYHG have a 65% probability of closing red today. We'll grade the fade at the bell.