It is Saturday morning, and some of you are staring at a frozen chart of Micron ($MU), trying to draw trendlines that predict the June 24 earnings. You've convinced yourselves that because the stock has surged 293% in 2026, a stock split is your ticket to easy wealth. The market is closed, but your dopamine receptors are still frantically bid-asking.
Amateurs spend their weekends looking for a magic oracle to confirm their biases on $MU or $AMD. Professionals spend today looking at their own track record.
Close the spreadsheet. Shut down the terminal and go read a manual that doesn't have chart candles.